*Rejecting Canon*

 

firaxa:

I bet if we passed a law that said if Congress didn’t pass a certain amount of bills that they would have to get paid minimum wage we would suddenly see minimum wage rise to the highest it has ever been

9/24/2014 - Conversation

  • friend: says something that vaguely references song lyric
  • me: PERFORMS ENTIRE SONG

9/24/2014 - Photo

lay1306:

desperatembrace:

purrityring:

unverified-reality:

This x-ray shows the case of an unfortunate woman who happened to have a snake crawl into her vagina, slither through the fallopian tube, and out oast the ovary into her body cavity. It survived unknown for three days until the snake started eating her appendix.

my anaconda dont

Can i just say—hoW DO YOU NOT NOTICE THAT??

probably thought it was just cramps

lay1306:

desperatembrace:

purrityring:

unverified-reality:

This x-ray shows the case of an unfortunate woman who happened to have a snake crawl into her vagina, slither through the fallopian tube, and out oast the ovary into her body cavity. It survived unknown for three days until the snake started eating her appendix.

my anaconda dont

Can i just say—hoW DO YOU NOT NOTICE THAT??

probably thought it was just cramps

(Source: malformalady, via fleeting-firefly)

carefullywaxedthighs:

bundere:

Why are boobs so soft. What are they made of. Is it the dreams of a thousand small rabbits

As a person with boobs, I can confirm that they are indeed made of the dreams of a thousand small rabbits.

(via fleeting-firefly)

vegan-sky:

YEAH I’M VEGAN AND I FEEL FUCKING GREAT ABOUT THE FACT THAT MY DINNER DIDN’T DIE SCREAMING SO YOU CAN FUCK RIGHT OFF

(via dactylifera-vegan)

mamamantis:

so are we gonna discuss how fucked up it is that women have to wear makeup to be taken seriously at work and job interviews but if a woman has a genuine interest in and enjoyment of cosmetics she is written off as shallow, vain, and stupid, and consequently not taken seriously

(Source: baphomeme, via hallobeanbag)

xthegirlwithkaleidoscopeeyesx:

Him: We finish each other’s s-
Me: -ocial justice rants

(via ienjoyfollowingyou)

rapunzelie:

21+ full-figured actresses playing 14/15/16 yr old characters rly fucked up my self-esteem and self-image when i was young and made me v insecure

quit casting adults as young characters esp in shows w/ young target audiences?? man it makes undeveloped lil girls feel inadequate that they don’t look like grown women when they’re baby teens

(via ienjoyfollowingyou)